Our homeroom teacher, Mr. Kurisu,
has taken some time off due to illness.
We have a new substitute teacher to fill in for him from today.
Please welcome Ms. Rie.
My name is Rie. It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Rie!
Wasn't she at that mixer the other day?
She's cute!
Thank you!
When we looked into each other's eyes, time stood still
Our story began on a moonlit night
Rock'n'Roll
The key to leave it all behind is a sin
Don't be afraid, leave it to your impulses
There will be an answer soon
It's true
With clumsy steps
we dance together
Then we pretend to stumble
and our breathing is one
Let the storms rage and lightning crack
We are full of passion
The angels play a strange melody
Light flashes in the conscious parts of our illusions
We were the ones who cut a path to a nameless future
With all we have we will make it past these daunting days
Back from the dead, I live again as a zombie.
I've discovered that though the world may be cruel, I'm never alone.
And now, Head Instructor Ariel seeks to impose further trials upon me.
A neverending battle stretches before me, Aikawa Ayumu!
But, that's all right
Well? What are you playing at?
Aikawa Ayumu,
Chris is far too dangerous for you.
As you are now,
she could destroy you without lifting a finger.
But...
What about Haruna's mana?!
Ayumu,
Chris taught me everything I know.
Are you still prepared to challenge her?
Yes.
In that case...
We'll need to make you into a full-fledged Magiclad Girl!
A test?
Apparently they'll wipe my memories if I fail.
From how far back?
Will you forget me, too?
This is the imagination of our weak-willed protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV * Sakuma Rei)
No, Big Bro, don't do it! Don't forget about me as well!
Will you forget me, too?
Eu...
You dumbass!
If your memories get wiped, I'll have to go back home!
You gotta pass the test!
Are you kidding me? I don't even know what the test is, let alone how!
I'm your new teacher, Haruna!
Meet you pleased to!
Does this school just hire anyone?
Haruna's a teacher?
She taught us a lot about fried eggs, so I guess that makes sense.
Awesome!
A harem's forming around me as we speak!
Fried Eggs
All right! Today's class will be about fried eggs!
Excuse me, what page is that in the textbook?
My class is a hands-on experience!
Your textbooks won't be necessary.
Her genius is too much for us mortals to comprehend.
That it is.
She's become quite spirited since she arrived here.
Perhaps she picked it up from you.
Perhaps.
So, you start by cracking an egg into the beaker...
Finally, we'll get to find out how Haruna makes her fried eggs!
It'll be great!
Fried Eggs
Mix it all 'round and scramble it real good!
Next, you gotta add something like a philosopher's stone...
I don't think we have any of those.
...or if you don't have that, you can substitute soft rubber like so.
Will it be okay like that?
Then, mix for about thirty minutes,
at mach speed!
Ms. Haruna!
Fried Eggs
What the heck is this?!
Oh, there's only a paper-thin difference between the recipes for fried eggs and slime.
That's news to me!
I'm impressed she was able to make so much slime.
You're a natural at alchemy, Haruna!
Thanks!
Huh? What's going on?
Wow! It's a perverted slime!
Don't worry, it only dissolves clothes.
That's a perverted slime all right!
Stop staring, you creep! Jerkface!
We've got no time for that!
Ms. Haruna!
It's all wet and slimy!
My students are in trouble!
Wh-What can I do?!
It leaves only their socks and panties.
This slime...
is a gentleman!
You shut up!
Looks like we're in trouble.
What will you do, Ayumu?
What else can I do?
Let's see what you're made of.
I'm a zombie!
The limits of the human body don't apply to me!
What a gentleman!
No!
Taeko!
Taeko, wake up!
Mihara!
Grab my hand!
Get outta here, you freak!
There's no time for that!
Orito!
Haruna!
Ayumoron!
I only became a teacher because I wanted to help you!
I know! Hold on!
Where do you think you're touching?!
Stop it! You're pulling me down!
My, my.
Wow.
Oh?
What a gentleman!
My eyes!
Head Instructor!
Thank you!
And you were doing so well, too....
So what are all these weird people doing in my house?
You have amnesia.
Ayumoron...
Um, my name's Aikawa Ayumu.
Ayumoron is Ayumoron!
So it came to this, huh?
There's no longer anything we can do.
In fact, it's better this way. At least now Ayumu will be safe from further danger.
How can you talk that way about Ayumoron?!
Though somewhat tactless, she has a point.
Let's go home.
Sorry, hold on.
You don't have to go.
I feel like you belong here.
Ayumoron.
Head Instructor!
I'm having second thoughts.
Me too.
I don't want all of this to have been for nothing.
The time Ayumu spent with everyone...
Head Instructor!
Please! Don't let Ayumoron forget about us!
Well, I haven't finished my tea yet,
so I guess we've got enough time for a make-up test.
Head Instructor!
The make-up test is as follows:
By directly accessing Ayumu's subconscious,
you may be able to recover his memories.
The rest is up to you. Good luck!
She doesn't seem at all concerned about this.
I believe her apparent flippancy is merely the result of her heavy responsibilities.
Madame Hellscythe! You can talk!
We currently exist in spirit form, unrestrained by the shackles of our physical bodies.
Thus, we can communicate mentally.
Magic is an incredible thing.
Ayumoron!
Yes?
Not you!
I'm really sorry.
I guess my main body is causing you trouble.
What are you?
A small piece of Ayumu's lost memory.
Let's go.
I'm sorry to bother you, Ms. Eucliwood.
Well, then.
You can't call yourself a full-fledged Magiclad Girl
until you can pass a test like this with your eyes shut.
So this is my subconscious?
It is indeed.
It resembles you greatly.
What sort of person was I?
You were a piece of shit.
Goal!
What is this embarrassingly decorated stage?
It's the final boss's room!
Wow, I was a real try-hard, wasn't I?
Well done making it this far,
you lowly insects.
(Aikawa Ayumu)
My name is Asmodeus.
Ass?
Asmodeus is the demon of lust.
(Aikawa Ayumu)
I see you're as knowledgeable as ever, Eucliwood.
What a creep!
He does represent lust, after all.
(Aikawa Ayumu)
Greetings. I am Beelzebub.
(Aikawa Ayumu)
You may call me Behemoth.
How pretentious.
My head hurts.
(Aikawa Ayumu)
Lucifer.
(Aikawa Ayumu)
Stop it!
(Aikawa Ayumu)
Leviathan.
(Aikawa Ayumu)
Stop introducing yourselves! It's mortifying!
Indeed. It's demonically disgusting.
(Aikawa Ayumu)
Satan.
Of course. That's just like Ayumu.
(Aikawa Ayumu)
Um... Was I really like this?
Dammit! I feel so itchy!
Does seeing yourself make you realize how sad you are?
To hell with the lot of you!
I'm here to get Ayumu's memories back!
Such a courageous maiden.
We are Aikawa Ayumu's sins incarnate.
Do you think you can defeat us?
Let's enjoy ourselves for a bit.
Stop it! Don't say another word!
Once we silence these fools, we'll be able to access Ayumu's heart.
Acknowledged.
Okay! Let's go, dammit!
If we're in spirit form,
I can transform!
Htaed!
What?!
Fo!
Impossible!
Regnibrah!
Tub a!
Gnimrahc dna Ylevol!
They sucked!
Well, this is Ayumu's subconscious.
Of course. That's just like Ayumu.
Enjoy this victory while you can.
We are the Alpha and the Omega.
This is merely a prelude to the end.
Stop! Don't say another word!
This is getting annoying.
Let's go.
Ayumoron! Are you here?!
Oh!
It's Ayumoron!
C'mon, let's go home!
Don't forget to say thanks!
What a pain.
Who cares?
What are you talking about? C'mon, let's go!
My name is Belphegor.
Huh? Is this a joke?
Lust and greed are just small fry compared to me.
I am Aikawa Ayumu's true nature,
Belphegor.
Sloth
Belphegor, the demon of sloth.
So he's got no motivation at all?
That's even more like Ayumu.
From the start, all I wanted was a quiet life.
But then you guys showed up and threw everything into turmoil.
Ayumu's changed. He no longer thinks that way.
I wonder.
Even the most powerful magic cannot reveal the innermost truths of the heart.
Do you understand how much worry you've caused me?
You don't need to worry about me.
Aikawa Ayumu is naïve.
He's not the kind of person who could just accept that and leave you alone.
Isn't that a good thing?
Well, that's how things used to be.
Because from this point onwards,
I'll be Aikawa Ayumu!
Oh, Ayumu.
Did your memories return?
Head Instructor.
Wait a moment, please.
Okay...
My name is Belphegor,
the Another.
Another Ayumu?
In other words, another possible Ayumu.
You can call me "Ayumu Alternative", if you wish.
That's a bit long, so I'll just call you "Dark Ayumu".
Whatever.
Here's what you get for messing around with me today!
Oh?
A person's true nature is revealed by their underwear.
Oh dear. It seems I let lust get the better of me.
It's dreadfully hard to keep the others in check.
Haruna and the others failed, didn't they?
No, they succeeded.
From now on, I'll live for myself.
I see.
Well, I'm off to school.
Oh, since you saw my panties, I'll have to kill you later, okay?
Where'd Ayumoron go?!
He just left.
You let him go out wearing that ridiculous outfit?
That won't do.
Raison d'être.
Who is that creep?
Isn't that Aikawa?
Everything's such a pain.
Even living itself.
Wow, he's laying it on thick today.
What's wrong?
Did you come up with something new?
Yeah.
This world is full of dark secrets that should never be revealed.
Right.
It's a good thing the rest of you can live out your lives in ignorance.
Right, right.
Why don't we go to the nurse's office?
Aikawa's not feeling too well today, so try not to bother him.
Aikawa, could you stop by the faculty office later on?
So I'm the only one at fault?
Goddammit!
Haruna?
Is this how you repay my kindness?!
Oh, my...
And what do you plan to do about it without your powers?
I'll be your opponent.
Eu?
Please, stop that. Don't you know about my feelings for you?
He confessed!
Now, now. I said feelings, but not whether they were "like" or "love".
Ouch! That really hurts!
Stop it, Aikawa! Don't say any more!
Whatever! Let's take this outside!
Another fight on school grounds?
It seem fate brings me to do battle here time and time again.
Looks like my darling piece of shit's causing another commotion.
He seems different.
I don't like the way he is today.
I will stop you.
How sorrowful.
Why must we fight?
Is it fate?
What kind of line is that?
You're surprised? It's just like him.
Htaed fo Regnibrah
a tub Gnimrahc dna Ylevol
Go, Necromancer!
Show that weird Ayumu who's boss!
Cool!
300%!
You're cute, Eu.
You're not the Ayumu I came to love!
If you want to tell me something, write it.
Would you like to join me, Eu?
Imperial Wrath
You're angry?
So what? You made me a zombie yourself.
Make dinner.
Meat, too.
Old notes!
That was interesting.
So don't ever do it again.
Who are you?
Who am I?
Who? Who? Who? Who?
Don't cry, necromancer!
We're gonna get Ayumu back, right?
Ayumoron!
Don't call me "Ayumoron"!
Call me "Another"!
Or "Alternative"!
Shut up! You're Ayumoron!
Ayumu!
Who are you?
I am...
Come back...
Ayumu!
Eu.
S-Stop it! Haruna!
Come back, Ayumu!
Oh, right. I...
Damn you, Ayumoron!
Isn't there something you're meant to say at this point, you piece of shit?
Yeah. I'm back, and...
Could you grab my lower half?
Your lower half? What are you, a pervert?
You truly are as hopeless as you are disgusting.
He's a stupid freak any way you look at him.
I'll call that a pass. Barely.
Although most people don't realize it,
this world is filled with dark secrets that must never be revealed.
Ah. This Aikawa Ayumu looks pretty interesting, for a human.
Sorry. I guess I got a bit carried away.
And once you know that, you can't go back.
First you, and now Ariel's looking after Aikawa too?
He sure is one of the chosen few.
I'lll be taking care of Aikawa, so don't worry about it.
Aw, c'mon. I need him as my assistant.
Since you can't just ignore it all.
Not with all these interesting people around.
Since my memory's back, it's okay if Haruna stays here, right?
Ayumu, you jerk!
Don't act as if I want to stay with you, okay?
Don't get the wrong idea!
What wrong idea?
You really are a disgusting person.
Sera.
But if you weren't, you wouldn't be Aikawa Ayumu.
Well, it's good that everything's back to normal,
but that doesn't make it any less of a pain.
But, that's all right.
Yeah.
(CV: Shimamoto Sumi, Horie Yui, Sakuma Rei)
And that was the last episode!
Don't end!
I wanna do this next week too!
The end marks a new beginning,
so don't cry.
That was a pretty cool line, but you look as sad as us!
Thank you! Please don't forget about us!
Support us forever and ever!
As long as you remember us, we'll be with you forever.
There you go again, trying to act cool when you're crying on the inside!
Bye bye! See you later!
Thank you.